Good morning beautiful TopTops. I got the ogress all snorty and angry the day before yesterday little girl, and all I did was go downstairs earlier than I usually do so that I did not get in her snorting, barging way. George was howling out there in the garden, so I threw some ham out there to her, and that tiny black kitten came along for some… of course, George would not let it have any, so I went out there to,try and bring it in for something to eat. It ran away, even though I had picked it up the week before, so I got some ham, and threw it over for it to eat. George was not to happy about that, even though I had given her a big pile of ham, so I had to give her more. The poor little black kitten was eating the ham faster than I could throw it, and I was out there a bit longer than I thought… when I had finished, and then made some coffee, I was down there for over an hour. The ogress was not happy at all, as she times me for when I am down there, just as the old ogre used to… I am normally only allowed down there not more than five to ten minutes before she starts snorting and mumbling. She was so furious with me, she took ninety minutes to wash three breakfast plates, and nobody was allowed into the kitchen while she was doing so, even though things had to be done so she could slap down her huge dinner. It was a terrible day little girl, I could not even spend much time talking to my poor Mum that night, as the ogress had a face on her like a slapped arse. I think that I had a kind of goodish sleep, though I was awake very early yesterday morning… I got up, and went down there to the kitchen to feed Percy and George. They both had a good feed, and after George had finished, I let her out, Percy stayed in, and I got back up here out of the ogresses way. I had to let Percy out when I went back down to make some tea, but he came back I for some food when I left to go into town. Of course, I had yet another long list of stuff to get, the ogress chomps things down as soon as I bring them back, and I am getting so fed up with having to go out and bring stuff back just for her to gobble down. Most of the stuff that I had delivered the other day were gone, so I had to buy the same things again. Two great big bags of chips, and eight big pieces of chicken came with a load of other stuff last week, and I had to get them again yesterday, well, I only got one bag of chips, that will have to do her. At least I did not have to stagger back here with five or six big heavy bags of shopping, I only had two, but there will most probably be six when I go back into town the day after tomorrow…the time seems to have e flown by. When I got back here, the ogress went galloping into the kitchen, as she knew that I wanted to go in there to put the shopping away. I had to wait for her to finish what she was doing so I could put everything away, and then she was waiting for me to get out of her snorting way. She wound me up so much yesterday that I choked on a cheese and onion pasty, some cheese layer on, and some mushroom soup last evening. She can swallow a whole spud, just as the old ogre could, but dopey me, I choke on mushroom soup. I had a good sleep last night, but I was so tired that I overslept by twenty minutes this morning. Percy and George were waiting when I opened the garden doors, and I gave them both three packets of food, then some ham. I had to put George out, and Percy stayed in until I went back down there to make some coffee. I put some ham out there for him, and that tiny black kitten came over for some… I went out there to try and bring it in, but it backed away, so I threw some ham to it. I did not want to be out there for long, not after the other day, so I got back inside, made some coffee, and got back up here before the ogress had another one of her turns. I know that it is going to be another one of those days little girl, she is trying to start another argument. That outdoor cathouse that I ordered for Percy and George came the other day, and it is not big enough for Molly, and it is not meant to be left outdoors either, so I ordered another one yesterday. It was on its way this morning, and I have just tried to go downstairs to answer the big scary old door, but was barged out of the way by a sorting, wide-load bearing ogress. Her being stuck here is really doing my heed in little girl. I am that angry I shouted out, and I had managed not to shout at the evil old trolloping swamp-witches barking dogs when they were out there barking for half an hour earlier… that is how annoying she is. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX