William 26th October 2020

Good morning beautiful TopTops. It stayed dark, and rained all day yesterday little girl, and seeing as the ogress was marching up and down the hallway in her jackboots, I could not go down there to the kitchen to have a look out there for poor Percy or George. I was hoping that I would be able to have some noodles or a cheese and potato pie yesterday, but of course, I could not get down there to the kitchen long enough. I had to make do with two cheese rolls last evening, but they did not stay down long, as the ogress had done something that made me sick. At least I was very tired, and was hoping for a good sleep, but of course, that did not happen… Molly was clambering around, and knocked a load of stuff down, which made her jump, so she came galloping across the bed and woke me. Then I had to get up for something else, and when I got back into bed, I could not get off to sleep for long. I kept waking up, and the last time that I woke up, I could not get back to sleep again… it was very, very early, and I was so tired that I just laid there until I had the strength to go and feed Percy and George. I gave them a good feed, George gobbled down a load of ham, much more than poor Percy, and when he had finished, I let them both out, washed up, and got back up here before the ogress came thundering along out of nowhere. When I went back down to the kitchen to make some tea, there she was, waiting in the room where I went with my poor Mum, so I had to get out of the way yet again. I have a horrible headache right now little girl, I could only tap a few lines out to Charlie, and I was going to lay back in this chair to rest me dopey heed. I cannot even do that though, as there is some rotten stinking fatherlessing kid out there in the lane screaming it’s rotten stinking head off. It is not that deranged, woolly-headed, moronic mini swamp-witching thing, I know its rotten stinking screams, this is another lunatic of a kid. If someone was chasing it up and down the lane with a samurai sword, I could understand it screaming, but the blasted thing is just screaming for the sake of it, and it is making my headache even worse. I think that its great big cakehole has broken or something, either that, or there is someone with a samurai sword. We do love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX