William 27th October 2020

Good morning beautiful TopTops. I have just told Charlie how nice and peaceful it was this morning, and I thought that the screaming thing from yesterday had had its great big cakehole welded shut. However, just as I came on here to little you, it opened its great big screaming cakehole again, so that is the peace and quiet all over with. I was hungry, and was looking forward to a leek, potato, and cheese pie after the ogress had gone trundling off to work yesterday I had asked my poor Mum to turn the big old oven on when the ogress went trundling off, and of course, Molly decided to get into her tray for a big poo about an hour before midday, so I had to clear that away, and I could not do that until the ogress had gone out. Molly never does that, it is usually in the morning, or afternoon when I have something to eat. When I finally got up here with that pie, I bit into it, and the taste made me sick. It was full of blasted garlic and stinking spinach, and I had looked on the box to see it the pie had them in it. When I went back down to the kitchen to throw the pie away, I looked on the box again, and there in the tiniest words possible, it said spinach and garlic. I hate it when stupid odd humans assume that other humans will like the old rubbish that they like to slap down, it reminded me of an old coo in the cookery class when I was at school. I had to make a stew, and she kept on insisting that I put a blasted bay leaf in with it, but I told her no, as my poor Mum did not like that sort of thing… but the old coo slipped it in anyway when I was not looking, so my poor Mum could not eat it. My poor Mum and me had to go without as it was, thanks to the old ogre and the ogress slapping down everything that they could, so my poor Mum was not at all happy with that old cookering woman. I got some blue cheese and crisps late yesterday afternoon, and that was it, I did not have any cheese rolls last evening. I had yesterday another horrible night, even though I was asleep as soon as my heed hit the pillows, and I only overslept by a few minutes this morning. I gave poor Percy and George a good feed, then some ham, let them out when they had finished, washed up, and got back up here before the ogress flattened me. I still had to get out of her way when I went back downstairs to make some coffee, and I will have to do the same thing when I got back down there just before midday… it is going to be another one of those days little,girl. We do love you,TopTops, we love you so much little girl and we do miss you, we miss you,so much you, beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX