William 19th May 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. I was expected to buy more blasted sausages yesterday little girl, but when I asked my poor Mum the day before yesterday if she needed anything in town yesterday, she said that she did not need anything. It is one of the reasons that I did not go onto town, apart from being knackered and what have you, I only needed some rolls and some Vimto, and that could wait until the next time that I went into town… of course; someone else wanted a load of blasted sausages. Of course, that would be the ogress, and she has to go trundling out today to get them, I am still tired from the terrible night before last when those deranged swamp things had one of their rotten stinking swamp parties, but that does not matter, I according to her, I should have bought them. The ogress slept right through the swamp party, apparently, ogresses can sleep through almost anything, the only thing that wakes them, is me going down the stairs on a morning to make coffee. Yesterday was a terribly hot day little girl, I am glad that I did not go into town; it will probably be even hotter the day after tomorrow. I had the best sleep in a long time last night little girl, and when I woke this morning, I had overslept by half an hour… when I got down there to the kitchen, I opened the garden doors, and Percy came running in with George not far behind. I gave them a good feed, and they were finished by the time that I came back from washing my hands in the downstairs bathroom. I let them out, washed up, and got back up here out of the way… as I am now in the way that early in the morning now. When I went back down to the kitchen to make some coffee, I thought that I might have some time down there, but of course, when I went into one of the rooms with my poor Mums mug of coffee, there was the ogress sitting there snorting with her arms folded. I had woken her coming down the stairs, but the swamp party did not disturb her at all. Already there has been nonstop dog barking from the smelly old swamp and from over the back there, it is driving me up the wall, and it has only just gone ten… if that is anything to go by, today is going to be another one of those days. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX