Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday was another horrible day little girl… it was terribly hot, and that caused those moronic swamp things to come slithering out there into the smelly old swampy swamping swamp for another one of their rotten odd stinking swamp parties. The music was not as terrible as the other night, this time is was some odd tinny rubbish, but they were squawking, snorting, cackling, screaming, wailing, screeching, barking, and howling. Thank to the ogress and my little sister, I could not have what I wanted for my one meal a day yesterday, as the ogress forgot to buy some bread when she went trundling off out in her great big coat… she probably wore her woolly hat and scarf as well, even though it was so hot. Of course, she remembered to buy her favourites, blasted sausages, donuts, and biscuits, there was something else that she forgot to get, but I cannot remember what that was. All of the cream was slapped down last night, so my poor Mum and dopey daft me could not have any coffee this morning… coffee tastes terrible when it is made with just milk, even using Cravendale blue. I have to go into town tomorrow little girl, so I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you, but I will be back the day after. I shall have to buy more blasted sausages, chicken, and carry back at least twelve tins of cream on my back, and that will probably all be slapped down by the weekend. There will probably be a load more stuff too, and I wanted to buy my dopey daft self some rolls and Vimto, but I doubt there will be any room… and it will probably be about 150° in the shade while I am staggering back home with it all. I wanted to go and see if I could get my head shaved tomorrow, but I doubt that I will be able to, as I will be far to hot and knackered from carrying all that back from town. I am going to try to get out of here as early as I can, but it will probably be 90° by the time I get up in the morning. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX