William 15th May 2023

Beautiful Topsy. There is a big surprise little girl, I have managed two days in a row. I nearly choked on my bowl of corn flakes last evening little girl, it cleared at the last second, and I crush the flakey things in my hands, but it does not help… dopey me would most probably choke on a grain of salt. Thankfully, I was safely in the downstairs when something came crashing through that big scary old door as loudly as it could last night, had I been in the hallway, I would not be sat here now. Little you knows what it is like with that evil old ogre coming crashing through one doors in any of the rooms, the ignorant old ogre would still to ploughing on, barging anyone out of the way, even little you. Treading on your little paws or tail did not bother the evil old thing, and he would always say the same, "how was I supposed to know she was stuck there," I got the same thing when I was a kid, and was thumped because I cried when he put all his colossal weight onto my toes. I got out of its way when I could, but cannot remember much else, I do not even remember how long it was before I fell asleep. I woke up three times during the night, looked at my watch, and went back to sleep, but the fourth time, I looked at my phone. I got a great big surprise little girl, as it was that blasted number past five, and I could not get back to sleep, so I got up. Of course, it was pouring down when I opened the garden doors, and when Thomas ran in, I called for George. Thomas hissed at me and went for me when I went to lift her up to let George in, and George was not herself. I fed them though, and after I let George out, I got back up here out of the way with my coffee and a few biscuits. It was the usual terrible walk to see my poor Mum little girl, no matter what I do, I still managed to get in ignorant odd humans ways… even walking in the nasty old scary road to get out of their way does mot help. I was glad to see my poor Mum, but then a big mouthed woman started. She has the biggest, most annoying voice that I have ever heard, even worse than something that bellows loudly, and slams doors as hard as they can… and that is saying something little girl. She was at it for five hours, and a big mouthed sweary bloke joined in as well, I was glad to get out of there. It was the same walking home as it was walking there, only some idiot on a bike on the pavement almost hit me while looking at his blasted phone. I was glad to get back here little girl, and even better, something was not here. I fed George, but there was no sign of Thomas out there, so after I had fed George, I got up here before I was seriously injured by a stampeding something. I cannot remember the time that it came crashing through the big scary old door, but I have not heard its big mouth going off yet. Hopefully, I will be able to go down there to get a couple of cheese and pickle sandwiches later, in a normal house, that would be a blasted snack for someone, but in this house, for dopey me, it is my dinner. I love you so much TopTops, I do love you little girl, and I do miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful, brave, clever little girl. XxX