William 1st May 2023

Good morning beautiful Topsy. I am sorry that I forgot to come on here to you yesterday morning little girl, I keep getting confused with Molly and Charlie, and I think that I have been on here to you when I have not. I just cannot get used to coming on here to Molly, it should not have happened som quickly, and I keep blaming myself. Another thing that put me off yesterday morning was that deranged, fat-tongued lunatic from the stinky old swamp, that was bouncing around out there like a lunatic yesterday morning. Gibbering away it was, I do not know why it could not have bounced off of the blasted trampoline, and landed on its great fat, rugby ball shaped head on a large lump of stone or something. Ohh no though, it was out there, screaming like the lunatic that it is, then a herd of big mouthed odd trolloping swamp-things came out, and then the evil old swamp-witch came out, cackling away as loudly as its tar-encrusted lungs would allow it. The whole day, afternoon, and evening were ruined. I still managed to feed George and Thomas, though thanks to that big-mouthed psychopath, I could only give Thomas one packet of food… it must have x-ray eyes as one of its mutations, as well as nuclear lungs, three arms, and two tails. After a herd of old trollops, and then load of drunken, big-mouthed blokes turned up, the noise got so bad, I was not going to go down to the kitchen for food in the evening, but I got so hungry, that I had to go down there. I had eaten two cheese and pickle sandwiches the evening before, and not choked, which has not happened since I ate a boiled egg sandwich at the hospital more than four months ago. Dopey me had a bowl of cornflakes, which I had forgotten go right through me, and I had forgotten for the third time… I had just enough time to put the bowl down. My sister, who is supposed to be as unwell as I have been, helped herself to some of my noodles, then had a great bowl of cornflakes as well. I cannot believe it little girl, and my poor Mum has to come back to all this soon, I bet she would rather stay in hospital. When I went down there one last time last night, something was waiting for me to get out of its way, so I got back up here as quickly as I could. As I got in here, there were some old trollops up there at odd teapot faces place, and they were trying to sing… the old trollop had only had a huge party the night before. I could not believe the racket that they were making, it was so awful. After I had put earplugs in, then closed the big window, I could not hear them any more, so I got in bed, and had another good night. I woke up this morning half an hour after I did on that terrible Tuesday morning one-hundred and thirty-nine days ago, and I was still tired. I got up quickly though, so I could let George in before Thomas started on her. George ran in as soon as I opened the garden doors, and Thomas was out there as well, and I managed to give her two packets of food. George had two as well, and when she had finished, I let her out, made some coffee, got some biscuits from the fridge, and got up here out of the way. I have to go into town in the morning little girl, then go for a blood test thing, then I have to take Tiddles to the vet, so I do not know if I will be able to come on here. I want to be able to go and visit my poor Mum the day after as well, as I have not seen her for two weeks now. I love you so much Topsy, I do love you little girl, and I do miss you, I miss you so much too you beautiful, brave, clever little girl. XxX