Good morning beautiful Topsy. I was right again little girl, that blasted thing did all the usual things that it does before trundling off to work, a great feed, in the bathroom for hours, everything. Then right at the last second, it announced with the same great glee, as that evil old ogre used to do, that it was not going in, and then tried to start another argument right in front of our poor Mum. Not long before I usually go down there just before midday, it came slithering up the stairs as quietly as it possibly could. I do not know how it expected me not to hear it, as no matter how hard it tries to creep, I can still hear it, as its vast weight gives it away, just as it did with that evil old ogre. He could come creeping out of his stinking old cave, and right to the door, then let out one of his disgusting belches, which sometimes would last for about fifteen seconds. The filthy old pig could not creep up and down the stairs though, no matter how hard he tried, he was so wide, he had to go down them at an angle. I have a strange feeling that I am going to win the jackpot on the euro-lottery tomorrow little girl, I might as well go for three in a row. That spiteful coo knew full well that I was going to go downstairs to talk with my poor Mum and little sister about Molly when it went trundling off to work, yet it said nothing. It despises me being anywhere near our poor Mum little girl, and is the man of the house, and even though I pay all the bills, it makes sure that it shovels down the most food though. I honestly do not know how I am keeping my temper, as I wanted to clear up in here today, but what with it going up and down the stairs, I will not be able to put anything out there on the landing. It started again with its great big mouth this morning little girl, and when it accused me of starting trouble, I finally snapped. I have not calmed down yet, though I have apologised to my poor Mum. I love you Topsy, I do love you little girl, and I do miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful, brave little girl. XxX