11th July 2022

Good morning beautiful Topsy. There was a few barking’s and grunting’s from the swamp an hour before midday yesterday, but when I went down there to get out of something’s way just before midday, it had gone quiet. In the afternoon, the only noise that I heard was that screaming little coo from over the back there, and that was much better than the racket from the day before. Not long after I had gone down there in the late afternoon, and had then had to get out the way, I heard more grunting’s. Then the mumbling’s, chattering’s, and chuntering’s started, with splashing’s and sploshing’s of water… not long after that, their great big neanderthalic cakeholes started. I do not know if any of them were sunbathing out there, or they had a barbecue, but the stench was awful. It was so hot, I could not have had noodles, and had to make do with some lemon cake slices for my dinner, Molly had more to eat than I did, I think I will be having the same again this evening. Just after I got back up here after giving Tiddles her chicken thing, that highly-gifted lunatic started screaming and squawking out there in the stinky old swamp. I had to turn the sound up on the telly so loud to block the idiots deranged squawking’s, I do not know when it stopped, but by the time that I had to get out of the way with Molly last night, it had quietened down. I do not know what kind of night I had, but I was awake this morning at the same time as yesterday, and I got in bed late. George was crying when I got in the kitchen, and when I opened the garden doors, she and poor Percy came running in, and I have them their food. I gave George ham when I let her out, poor Percy had his usual, and I got up here out of the way. There was still a lot of food on poor Percy’s plate when I went back down there to get out of the way, and had just enough time to make coffee, and make a fuss of poor Percy before I had to get back up here. Today is going to be worse than yesterday little girl, it is going to be hotter, and those morons will be louder… I am dreading it, I really am. I love you Topsy, and I miss you, I miss you so much little girl. XxX .