Good morning beautiful Topsy. Poor Percy was still in when I got down there to the kitchen with Molly just before midday yesterday little girl, I think that he wanted to stay in, but that would not be allowed, so I had to let him out. A couple of bow-legged old trollops were chuntering and gabbling over there at the smelly old swamp, and they sounded like two excitable warthog’s. That crosseyed lunatic was not out there, but I knew that it would not be long until it arrived. When I got back up here with Molly, I heard the cackling’s of a certain evil old swamp-witch, and then that red-eyed, eighteen-toed lunatic arrived. I thought that the racket was never going to stop, and then it did, but not for long, and then it got louder. One of the goons decided to start squirting scary old water everywhere, and it went on for hours… I got a message the other day from the water people, asking to save on water, I do not think that it applies to swamp-things though. It got so bad out there that I had to turn the sound on the telly right up, and I could still hear the lunatics. It finally stopped just as I was going downstairs in the late afternoon, but of course, I had to get straight back up here… something was waiting for me to get out the way so that it could go trundling round to the chip shop for more great gobbling’s. The deranged morons started again just as I got back up here, and some old moose decided to start squirting water everywhere. That made that horned moron worse than ever, and it got absolutely terrible. It was even worse when I went back down there for my dinner. I was starving, and had to have a bowl of noodles, even though it was boiling hot… all I had eaten in two days were a few biscuits and some carrot cake. The lunatics were jumping in and out of their stinking pool, and making more noise than a herd of school-kids. They were still at it when I went down there to get out of the way with Molly. I cannot remember what time I got in bed, and I do not know if I had a good night, but I was awake at the same time as I was yesterday. I fed poor Percy and George, let George out, gave Percy his new usual, then got back up here before I got in something’s way. I gave Percy another tin of food when I went to see him, but I had to let him out when I went back down there to make the coffee. Of course, something was waiting for me to get out the way when I took my poor Mum’s coffee in to her. It is already terribly hot, even more here, as something’s great big fried breakfasts are being cooked. This afternoon there will be the heat from something’s great big dinners being cooked… dopey me, I will have a choice of lemon slices, or carrot cake. I have already heard some big-mouthed idiots out there, but I do not know if it is those lunatics, though I expect that today is going to be worse than yesterday was. I am dreading it little girl, I do not know how long I can hold my temper for. I love you so much Topsy, I do love you little girl, and I do miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful, brave little girl. XXXXX