Good mornings beautiful Topsy. I had that rotten old headache nearly all day yesterday little girl, I am sorry that I had to go, but I just had to sit back in this chair, the pain was doing my dopey daft head in so much. Thankfully, there was not a lot of screaming lunatics around, there was a few big cakeholes, but they either went away, or were beaten and dragged away, the normal humans that have lived around here for years are getting fed up with it. There was some loud noises from the stinky old swamp, but that did not last for long, the only annoying thing was something going in and out and slamming the big scary old door as hard as they possibly could. It was doing my head in, and the spoilt coo knew it, just as that evil old ogre did when he would do exactly the same. I had to get out the way at midday, but when I went down there in the late afternoon, something had gone slithering out. I had not heard a thing, had I done so, I would not have let Molly go running down there to the kitchen. When I got down there, my poor Mum said that it was due to come crashing through the big scary old door at any moment, I got into the kitchen, and was chopping an onion when it did so. I was not going to hurry, and got up here with Molly about half and hour later, when I went back down there for my quiche, I thought that everything would be okay. However, that was not going to happen, and my poor Mum told me that something was waiting for me to get out of the way so it could wash its trough and gobbling tools. The food had been gobbled down more than half an hour before I went down the stairs, it was just being an awkward coo as usual, and I made the trumpeting mare wait for as long as I could. I was very hungry, and had cut the quichey thing in to very small pieces, as I did not want to choke. I was still hungry when I had finished, but did not want something catching me eating again, it was bad enough when the evil old ogre would catch me. He caught me on the stairs with a bowl of biscuits for Charlie one evening, and said, "stuffing your face again I see," and when I said that they were for Charlie, he muttered, "a likely story," as I came up the stairs. I was very tired when I got out of the way with Molly last night, and got into bed just after we got up here. I had to get back out, as Molly waited until I had settled down, and then gone to her plate of food… knowing full well that I had forgotten to shake on some of those crunchy thingies. After that, I fell asleep, woke up, fell asleep, and was woken up by a fox barking loudly. I do not usually hear them, as the big window is closed, and I have those waxy ear’ole thingies shoved in, but last night, the big window was open, and a waxy thingy had fallen out. I got back to sleep, but was awake early again this morning, and did not want to get up. I did though, as Percy and George would be waiting for their food, so I staggered off downstairs to feed them. George came in as soon as I opened the garden doors, but I had to call for poor Percy, who came bounding up the garden, then headbutted my legs. I gave them their food, but cannot remember who ate the most, I have just remembered George crying last evening. I had gone down there to get Tiddles her food, and had to put Molly in the bathroom while I opened the garden doors for George… she came whirring in, and poor Percy came galloping after. I gave them the ham that Percy had left, and they took ages to eat it, then I gave Tiddles her food, and had to get out of the way. I let George out with catfood and ham, gave Percy his usual, and got back up here before I was flattened. I had to let poor Percy out when I went back down there to make the coffee, but he wanted to go out anyway. As usual, something was waiting for me to get out of the way, but somehow, I took much longer than I usually do… and I did not do it on purpose. I have just heard that idiot bloke of odd teapot faces, and he is laughing like a donkey out there in the lane. I do hope that we have not got a day of that, as I will have to close the big window. I love you so much Topsy, and I miss you so much too you beautiful, brave little girl. XxX