William 13th May 2022

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday was awful little girl, mostly because some deranged inbred thing that belongs to that evil old swamp-witch was kicking its blasted football right outside our house. The noise is so annoying, and it was not just for a few hours like the other day, it was all afternoon, evening, and night. The hyperactive lunatic was still out there when I went down there to the kitchen for Molly last night. My sister told me that it is out there at an hour past midnight kicking the blasted ball at our gates… we have had to put up with this for twenty years now. Apart from that crosseyed lunatic, the delivery bloke arrived nearly two hours late, and I had to get out of somethings way and my sister at midday, and when I went to put the shopping away, something was waiting for me to get out of the way again… what with everything else, it was a truly awful day. When I got up here with Molly last night, I had a few things to do, then I got into bed. I was so tired that I did not look to see what Molly was getting up to, and I am sure that I had a good night… I overslept by forty minutes this morning. I rushed out of bed and down to the kitchen, but Percy and George were not there when I opened the garden doors. I called poor Percy, and he arrived quickly, but George took a little longer. I gave them their food, let George out when she had finished, gave poor Percy his usual, threw some ham out for George, and put some stuff away that had been dumped down by the big scary old door. It was taken into one of the rooms yesterday, as it would have taken me longer to put it all away, and then, rather than something else putting it away, was just dumped there. There are still things for me to put away, and I will have to do that at midday. Because of dopey daft me oversleeping, I am running late this morning, so I have not been able to tell Charlie and you much little girl, but I should be back to normal tomorrow. I love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX