William 5th May 2022

Good morning beautiful Topsy. I was so tired yesterday, I almost fell asleep in this chair a few times, and was hoping to get into bed early last night. I could not eat all of the noodles that I had, but I still felt tired, and after I had got out of something’s way last night with Molly, I got into bed. Dopey daft me did not feel tired though, and it took longer to drift off than normal, and just as I was, Molly decided to start with her mischievousness again. I had to get out of bed to her, and she flew into her tent, so I got back into bed and fell asleep. Of course, it did not last for long, and I was awake again, and again, and again… and woke up very, very early this morning, it was so early that it was still very dark. The usual old cobblers was waiting for me in the kitchen when I got down there, two great bags of somethings empty guzzled down bottles, and a great big sack of rubbish. Poor Percy came in as soon as I opened the garden doors, George nearly did, but then went off, and I had to call her when I got back round. I am sure that she ate most of the food again, but I let her out with ham, gave poor Percy his usual, then got back up here out of something’s way… even at that time of the morning, it has been waiting for me to get out of its snorting, spoilt way. I went back down to see how poor Percy was a couple of times. When I went back down to make the coffee, I was already being waited on to get out of the way, even though I was waiting for the rubbish blokes, and the cardboard blokes to come. The rubbish blokes came while I was in the kitchen, the cardboard blokes came a few minutes later, but I had to go and bring the bins round, just in case some bucktoothed, inbred, lunatic from up the lane there tried to nick another one of our bins. Something thinks that that sort of thing happens magically or something or other, as it still expects me to get out of its snorting way as quickly as I usually do, but this morning, it got one of those big woolly surprises that I am always getting. I had a great big box of paper and cardboard up here that I was supposed to empty two weeks ago, but could not put the bin out because something was complaining that I was in its way, and it wanted to get in the kitchen for gobbling’s. When I brought the bin back up here, Molly managed to escape, so I had to go and get her, then bring her back up here. I had to put poor Percy out, then I made the coffee, took my poor Mum’s into her, where something was snortingly waiting, then I got up here out the way. However, when I opened the door, Molly managed to escape again, and went galloping down the stairs, right down the hallway, and to the kitchen door. I went after her, and when I got back up here, told her that she was a good girl, and finally got out of something’s snorting, spoilt, gobbling way. I have to take Tiddles to see the nice lady vet soon, I was supposed to take her last week, but the time was changed. I have to leave soon, and should be back around midday, when something will be waiting for me to get out of the way yet again… but they will be in for another great big woolly surprise. I love you so much Topsy, and I miss you so much too you beautiful brave little girl. XxX