William 13th August 2021

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Those bucktoothed lunatics annoying smoke alarm was going off all day the day before yesterday little girl, I think that that crosseyed, goofy, lunatic of a mini swamp witching thing had been lighting fires again. When something shouted at it, it came flying out into the stinking old swamp wailing and shouting, and when something came after it, it started screaming, shouting, and swearing terribly at whoever it was. It was not a very nice day at all little girl, as in the afternoon, it came back out, and was bouncing a rotten old football around as loudly as it could. When something came crashing through the big scary old door, the dogs were let out to bark and jump at the fence, I was glad when it was time for bed. I was so tired that I got into bed early, of course, I was awake early again, and when I got down to the kitchen, the usual big pile of stuff was just dumped there. When I had taken it all out, I fed Percy and George, then got back up here out of the way before I was flattened. I wanted to leave here as soon as I had given my poor Mum her coffee, but I had to get out of somethings barging way, and had to wait, but when I was finally allowed to leave, I took a nice long cool walk into town. I still managed to get into town early, and the shop was almost empty, so I was able to get back here earlier than usual. After I had put everything away, I had to get back up here out the way, it was about an hour before I had to go to the vet, so I waited in here. The delivery bloke with all the shopping came an hour early, just as I was about to leave hear with Tiddles, so I asked my poor Mum if she could get someone to put some of the shopping away before I got back, after all, there was a lot of it, there was so much that the kitchen and bathroom were filled. When I got to the vets, I was made to wait outside for ages, way past the appointment, and when I was eventually allowed in there, I had to wait ages before Tiddles was seen, but at least I saw that nice lady vet. The only trouble was, I had to take Tiddles into that room where Charlie and you had your cowardly pain taken away. When I got back here, everything was still there in the kitchen and bathroom, nothing had been put away. It took me an hour and a half to put everything away, four great big lumps of pork took up the whole shelf of one drawer in the freezer, though it was a deep one, and more stuff could go on top. After I had put everything away, something was waiting for me to get out the way, and I had just enough time to make the coffee before getting up here. By the time I was allowed back downstairs late yesterday afternoon, I had a terrible headache. I did not feel like having anything to eat, and by the time I went back down there last evening, the headache was even worse, so I had a few biscuits. I was glad to get into bed last night, and had a much better night, though I still did not want to get up when I woke up ten minutes early this morning. I gave Percy and George a good feed, let George out with ham, and gave Percy his usual saucerful of stuff before I got back up here out of the way. As I got in here, the swamp things dogs were let out to bark and jump at the big old fence, then their blasted smoke alarm started, and then some idiot started having an argument with someone, it was still very early as well. I had to get out the way when I went back down to make the coffee, though I had enough time to give poor Percy a pack of food, and get myself some biscuits. I have not choked on any yet, which is a big surprise. I do love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I do miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXXX