Good morning beautiful Toppy. Odd thingy went trundling off out of here about half an hour before midday yesterday little girl, so when dopey daft me went down there, I thought I would be able to stay for a while. I made my poor Mum her coffee, took it into one of the rooms for her, but Molly ran back up here, and went over there to the big window. She was gazing out there into the gardens, so I shut the door, and sat down to watch the telly. That was when odd thingy came crashing through the big scary old door like an old bull with mustard slapped around its dangly bits… had I been downstairs with Molly, she would have got out. Later, I heard what I thought was a deranged seagull squawking out there, and then realised that it was that blasted thing from over there at the stinking odd swamp… then their terrible bongo music started playing, thankfully, the music and the squawking stopped. I was hungry yesterday afternoon, but it was far too hot for some mushroom soup, so I was going to have some blue cheese and crisps when I went back down there to the kitchen in the late afternoon, as that would fill me up. Of course, I could not even have that, as when I got down there to the kitchen, my poor Mum told me that odd thingy was waiting for me to get out of its snorting, barging, gobbling, guzzling, gulping, whole chicken swallowing way. I had to get out the way so odd thingy could go trundling off out for chickens and chips to gobble down before a huge lump of chocolate cake. Dopey daft me had to wait until the evening before I could have something to eat, and that was just a bit of cheese with some crisps… after I had finished, I took some pain relief tablets, and choked on them. I got into bed much later than usual last night, but I was still awake at the same time this morning. I fed poor Percy and George, gave them ham when they had finished, left Percy in the kitchen, and got back up here before I got flattened by a charging odd thingy. I had to put poor Percy out when I went back down there to make the coffee, as huge fried breakfasts would be gobbled down… there was a huge chicken in the fridge, and I knew who would be gobbling down most of that this afternoon, with huge spuds, and vegetables. There was a huge chocolate cake in the fridge as well last night, and about half of that had been gobbled down. Of course, I had to get out of the way, but managed to get some biscuits, which I choked on. As I am tapping this out, the heat up here is terrible, the chicken is sizzling away in the big old oven, and somethings great big fried breakfast is cooking away… all I have had is a mug of coffee, and some biscuits which I choked on. I bought two tubs of mushrooms the other day, but it smells like I will not be eating any of them. I have just remembered that odd thingy gobbled down two of my rolls with its chicken and chips yesterday, nothing of mine is safe little girl… that blasted gobbling thing eats everything that its swivelling odd eyes find, I am glad that Molly’s food is hidden. We do love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX