William 26th June 2021

Good morning beautiful TopTops. It was supposed to be pouring down yesterday little girl, but as each hour ticked away, and not a drop of rain fell, it went to the next hour… until the lying odd weathering people cancelled it altogether, and then said it would not rain for two days. I was so hoping that it would rain, as that blasted mini-swamp witching thing was squawking away, and their rotten odd smokey alarmy thing kept going off all day. Then the penny dropped… seeing as that thing is a crazed mini swamp-witching thing, and is half lunatic, half moron, perhaps is likes hearing the sound of that smokey alarmy thingy, and has started setting fires just to set it off. I shall have to try to listen out for shoutings and growling’s when their odd alarmy thingy goes off again, I have heard something shouting at it that it was not supposed to do things like that before, but took no notice. I went to sleep much later than usual last night, but was still awake early this morning, but managed to get back to sleep, and woke up around the usual time that I get up. I went down there to the kitchen to feed poor Percy and George, and as I was giving George her food, that evil old swap-witch with the gigantic rear-end let those dogs out to bark and jump at the big old fence. George had more food than Percy, but still finished first, then wanted to eat his. I let George out with some ham, gave Percy his saucer of ham and salmon yogurt, and got back up here before I was bulldozed out of the way by an erratic odd thingy. Molly did not want to know me, so I just sat here reading until it was time to go back downstairs to the kitchen to make the coffee. Of course, out of odd thingies way I had to be getting’s, so I got some biscuits, and got back up here before I was knocked down, and stampeded upon. I was hoping that it might have been raining by now, but it looks as if it is going to be a horrible hot day, good job I have that new-fangled fan, as I had the new not so scary old fan whirring away next to me all night. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX