William 22nd March 2021

Good morning beautiful Toppy. Yesterday was another nice day little girl, though I have just remembered that some annoying odd human had the cheek to open our big old gates, and come along the big old path, and start bank-bang-banging on the big scary old door. They wanted to know if we wanted the grass cutting in the gardens, blasted cheek… and whoever it was would not take no for an answer, until my little sister told them what to do. They are a blasted nuisance little girl, it is a good job that I was not down there to have gotten to the big scary old door. However, if I do hear someone knocking, I do not risk going downstairs to answer, as being flattened by a large articulated thingy barging its way to answer the door first really hurts. I had a good feed last night of quiche and a potatoey waffley thingy, thanks to odd thingy, it is the closest thing I have had to potatoes in about two years. I had another good sleep as well last night as well, I do not know what is going on, but it would be nice if it continued. I fed Percy, George, and that little black cat this morning, but as usual, George ate the most… she not only ate all her food and a pile of ham in minutes, she tried to get poor Percy’s, and ate the rest of that little black cats food when I let her out. We had the right name for her to begin with, but we had to change it when the old ogre went. I have ordered a load of food to be delivered next week little girl, there is enough food to last a normal family of four at least a month, yet I am expecting odd thingy to have gotten through most of it in less than a week. That includes the thirty tins of cream that I have had to order, as it suddenly likes to slap that down… I cannot even have two mugs of coffee a day, and have to make do with one, and that is if I am lucky, I only had three mugs last week. It will be here in eight days time, so I am hoping that I do not have to stagger back here with more stuff just two days later when I go into town. They will not deliver a big box of catfood, so I have got to go into town for that, in fact most of the stuff I wanted for myself will not be delivered… though four great big lumps of pork costing £10 a lump will be delivered, and they will most probably be gone in just two weeks. Still, all that gobbling, chomping, and munching will keep it quiet, and stop it from causing arguments little girl. We do love you Toppy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX