William 7th February 2021

Good morning beautiful Toppy. As usual little girl, yesterday was yet another trumpeting, barging, snorting day… and odd thingy has learnt a new trick, she can reverse up the hallway, do a j-turn, and then go careering out of control into one of the rooms. I noticed it yesterday after I had been waiting for it to go out yesterday morning, as it usually does on a Saturday, about half an hour before I go down to let poor Percy out. I had not here the slightest trumpeting, no thundering down the hallway, and no snorting… so I hoped that it had gone out quietly, but of course, it had not. There it was, waiting for me to get out of its way so that it could go trundling off out out, and when I got into the kitchen to let poor Percy out, I found out that it had thrown his little bit of ham away, and put his saucer on top of his plate without even bothering to wash it. I was so angry with the big galoot, I put poor Percy out, made my poor Mum her coffee, and got back up here out of the way as soon as I could. Well over an hour after midday, I tried to go back downstairs, as I thought that it had gone out, but no, there it was blocking the hallway, and it got all snorty and barmy when it heard me on the stairs… that is when it did the j-turn in the hallway. When it finally went trundling off out, I was able to do what I wanted. I had to get out of the way again late yesterday afternoon, last evening, and last night when I took Molly down to see my poor Mum, Molly had finally forgiven me for daring to upset her by giving her that flea treatment. Seeing as I was so angry with odd thingy, I was surprised that I had a good nights sleep, and I was awake this morning ten minutes before I usually get up. When I got down there to the kitchen, there was a pile of tins to go out… I had thirty tins of cream delivered two days ago, four tins have already gone. When I opened the garden doors, poor Percy and George ran in, and I got them something to eat, followed by some ham. I gave George some more ham when I let her out, and I left some on a saucer for poor Percy before I had to get back up here out of the way. When I went back down to make the coffee, I had to get out of its blasted way again, and it was thundering down the hallway just after I had got in here. I then had to go back down there just over an hour later to put poor Percy out, so odd thingies gigantic breakfasts could be cooked. Poor Percy, he did not want to go out because it is so cold, but I had to put him out, as odd thingies squawking would have been terrible… I would have liked to have kicked it out there, and have her fall into that huge puddley thing. Of course, there was odd thingy waiting for me to get out of its snorting way again, and it was thundering down the hallway just as I had got in here. If it is expecting me to hurry up just before twelve, its in for a big woolly surprise, the blasted thing. We do love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much too you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX