Good morning Toppy. I overslept by just over half an hour this morning, and I forgot to look out there into the garden when I got down to the kitchen... I could really do with a nice long lay in, but when I wake up, I just have to get up. That evil old swamp-witch was up to her usual tricks last night, screaming, screeching, and slamming car doors right outside out house around midnight again. Seeing as I am right at the back of the house, I cannot hear the crazy old coo, not unless it comes out into the smelly old swamp, and starts wailing at the moon. George has been crying out there since I got down to the kitchen this morning, she was crying outside that old trolloping swamp-witches house to begin with, but it would not let her in, so she came over to us. I would go down to the kitchen to feed them all now if I could... but that will not be allowed to happen, the ogress is marching up and down the hallway, and my little sister would only complain and swear at me again if I dared to set foot out of here. I do not even think that I will be allowed to feed them just before midday. Some big cakeholed bloke has just come along swearing and shouting for all he can, and stopped at the corner of our house. I know that I might keep saying the same thing... but what attracts these lunatics to come shouting, screaming, wailing, squawking, swearing, snorting, screeching, and bellowing right outside our house, we are getting really fed up with it, but there is nothing that we can do. Last time that we complained about the swamp-witches loony son throwing stones at our house, we had years of trouble, and still get it now. I have just heard that big cakeholed bloke again, I just think that he is running around shouting and swearing at people. it is pointless calling the old bill, they are to busy shovelling down their breakfasts, or arresting someone for blowing their nose in the wrong direction. Maybe I will have some nice things to tell you this evening little girl, but I doubt it very much. We do love you Toppy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX