William 27th October 2018

Good morning Toppy. I overslept by just over half an hour this morning little girl, and when I got down to the kitchen, a dog over the back there was howling away like a wolf. At that time of the morning the only noise out there should be the little birds singing, but of course that does not happen around here. I did not look out there into the garden for the cats, but when I went back down to make some coffee I did, but there were none. The door slamming at that big old shouty slammy house over the back there started up late this morning, perhaps they had a lay in, it would be nice if for just one day, doors were not slammed as hard as possible. Now there is a big old dog running up and down the lane barking as loudly as it can... it is a wonder that the evil old swamp-witch has not let her dogs out yet. She is probably collapsed somewhere surrounded with empty fag packets, and empty 3 litre bottles of vodka strewn around her. I have just heard George crying out there, she only has to wait another hour, and I will feed them all... I hope so anyway, the poor Burmese cat did not have anything to eat yesterday, so she is going to be absolutely starving. That crazy old evil swamp-witch will keep the poor thing in so that she does not come here for anything to eat, but she will not feed her... she just baths her, if I see her this morning, she will be scrubbed clean. Another dog has just come along to bark as loud as possible out there, if this keeps up, I shall have to put those waxy earoley things in. We do love you Top Top, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX