William 22nd August 2020

Good morning beautiful TopTops. That nasty old scary wind was blowing away all day yesterday little girl. It kept that squawking mini swamp-witching thing inside, which was a pity, as it might have been blown far, far away, but the evil old swamp-witches dogs were let loose, and were barking and jumping at the big old fence much more than normal. It did my heed in so much, I had to have the sound on the telly turned right up. It was a good job that the blasted mini swamp-witching thing did not start, as I would have most probably lost it, much to their buck-toothed, lantern-jawed, cross-eyed, hyuk-yuk-yucking, drooling delight. The barking finally stopped late yesterday afternoon, and it was such a pleasure, I was expecting some other annoying noises to start, but thankfully, it stayed quiet for the rest of the day. I was so tired last night, I only woke up once, and when I woke up this morning, I had overslept by twenty minutes. I had had a good sleep, but I was still very tired because of all the sleep that I have lost over the past three weeks, I do not think that my steps have ever been so low for a long time. When I got down there to the kitchen, I opened the garden doors, and in came galloping George… I think that she was picking on poor Percy again yesterday. I was glad to see him when he came running in, and I gave him three of those duck foods that Molly does not like with a few biscuits on top. I gave George her usual two packets of food with a load of biscuits, so she had more than poor Percy, as those packets are very small, and she still managed to finish first. When poor Percy had finished, I let them out, washed up, and got back up here out of the way. The ogress was waiting for me to get out of her way when I went back down to make some coffee, but I am so tired that I kept forgetting to do things, and kept her waiting… I do not think that she was very happy about it, but I did not do it on purpose. I had not been back up here long when that evil old trolloping swamp witch let her dogs out to bark and jump at the big old fence again, I hope that we can have a peaceful weekend little girl, but I doubt that it will happen. We love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX