William 17th August 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. It stayed quiet until an hour after midday yesterday, and then that blasted fat, hairy, moronic, mutated, inbred mini swamp witching thing started with its great big cakehole… and it did not shut its great gate until the early evening. It kept coming over all dark, but not a drop of rain fell, there were a few claps of thunder last evening, but that was it, despite the lying weather warnings that I kept getting every hour, nothing changed. I am not sure, but I think that there were still a few swamp things out there in the stinking odd swamp when I got onto the bed last night to read, I had to have those waxy earoley thingies in for some reason, but I was so tired that I cannot remember what. Of course, after I had fallen asleep, I kept waking up, and when I woke up this morning, I had overslept by fifteen minutes… how I long for it to be an hour, as it is sometimes during the winter. Molly came whirring across the bed to greet me as I got dressed, and I made the bed for her to settle down on before I staggered off down there to the kitchen to feed Percy and George. Yet more bottles had been dumped down there by the garden doors for dopey daft me to take out there to the bins, and when I had cleared them away from the doors and opened them, poor Percy came galloping in with George skidding around the corner just after him. I did not fancy staggering out there to the bins, so I threw them in there, something that someone else could not even be bothered to do. I opened four packets of food onto Percy and George's plates, added a load of biscuits, gave them their food, and then went to wash my hands in the downstairs bathroom. As usual, when I got back, George was just finishing her food, and then sat there waiting for me to give her some turkey ham, which I will do tomorrow, as there is hardly any left. It is my dopey daft fault… despite having a load of food delivered last week, I still had to stagger back from town with more blasted food when I went there last week, and I had to get so much meat, I forgot to get some more turkey ham for Percy and George. Luckily enough, I had bought two packs the week before, and one of them is what I am having to ration out to them now. I will have to make a note to buy them three packets when I go out next, I dread to think what I will have to bring back here then. All I had wanted was to go into town to get some rolls, some cheese, and a great big box of catfood, but ohhhh no, my poor Mum had to tell me that more stuff was needed… my fingers were numb until the day before yesterday because the blasted bags were so heavy. As with Charlie, I am so tired that I cannot think of anything else to tell you little girl, but I should have plenty tomorrow, the swamp things will make sure of that. We love you Topsy, we do love you little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX