Good morning beautiful Topsy. We were dreading yesterday afternoon little girl, as was everyone else around here most probably, but against all the odds, those maladjusted, moronic, mutated, inbred odd swamp things, or that gibbering big cakeholed mini swamp-witching thing were not out there at their stinking odd cesspool. The only noises that we heard were the dogs barking, but that was nothing compared to the racket that a family of inbred lunatics make every day. I could not remember when it been so quiet, and kept waiting for the splishing and sploshing to start, but thankfully it did not. The only bad thing about yesterday was the rotten stinking heat… it was so hot that I had to have the new not so scary fan turned on almost all day, and last night when I got onto the bed, I had to have it turned on full, and that was with the big window open. I had yet another awful night little girl, not just with the heat, but some screaming foxes as well. They were out there in the gardens for ages, and I could hear them even with those waxy earoley things nailed deep into my odd ears… I thought that they were never going to stop, but they must have, as I fell back asleep. I woke up again though, and hoped that it was early when I looked at the time, and thankfully, it was. When I woke up again, it was to much of a chance to hope that it was still early, and when I looked at the time, I had overslept by twenty minutes. I did not want to get up, but it was already hot, even with the new not so scary old fan on full, so I got up, was greeted by Molly, and I got dressed. When I got down there to the kitchen, I opened the garden doors, and George came barging in first, with poor Percy behind her. I gave them both a good feed, then went off to give my hands a good wash in the downstairs bathroom… I was only gone a few minutes, yet when I got back, George was finishing, while poor Percy was about half way through his food. I gave George some of that turkey ham stuff, I cannot remember if you like it, but I do remember that you wait for me to come back from town with some chicken breast for Charlie and you… how you know that I have got it for Charlie and you I will never know. When I had given Percy and George some ham, I let them out, and got back up here out of the way. When I went back down to the kitchen to make some coffee, I had to be quick then as well, as the ogress was waiting for me to get out of her way. The evil old swamp-witches dogs have been barking more this morning than they did all day yesterday little girl, so I can assume that the moronic, mutated, inbred lunatics will be treating everyone around here to another day of their nuttiness. I cannot seen the cross-eyed, buck-toothed lunatics allowing everyone around here to have two peaceful days in a row, if they do, it will be a miracle. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX