William 1st August 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. It was yet another rotten stinking day with those stinking swamp things little girl, but it was even worse because the heat was terrible as well. It was the hottest around here that I have ever known, hotter than some of the hottest places on this Earth, I could not have gone out in the heat little girl, it was terrible, and I hardly did any steps at all. There is me moaning, but it did not seem to bother Molly, but I made sure that I kept changing her water. The nighttime was even worse, there was a lying weathery warning thingy, it said that there would be some good old-fashioned thundering old thunderstorms, with lots of rain, but of course, nothing happened. I think maybe a thimbleful of rain might have fell, but that is about it, I hate this kind of weather little girl, and would much rather be somewhere where it was absolutely freezing… at least I could then choose if I wanted to be warm, which I would not. That evil old trolloping swamp-witch has just let its dogs out to bark and jump at the fence, and one of them is crying in pain… much to the old tarts wide-arshed delight. I was just saying to Charlie that it is strange that the dogs make all that noise in the same place as the hairy-backed, flat-nosed, buck-toothed, knuckle-dragging, lantern-jawed, wrinkley-foreheaded, mini swamp-witching thing does. When I woke up this morning, I knew that we would be in for another day of inbred nuttiness from that lot, and I was right. It is getting hotter again little girl, I have had to turn the new not so scary old fan on, and I did not even have it on at this time yesterday, I hate that blasted sun. My other sister will be licking her chops soon, and be putting their Sunday dinner into the big old oven to cook soon, and the kitchen is right under our room… it would not surprise me if she has not already done it. I am so hot that I cannot think of much else to tell you little girl, with any luck, it will be a lot cooler tomorrow, but I doubt it. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX