William 31st May 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. The noise started just after I was on here Charlie and you yesterday little girl… first of all it was someone over the back there digging, clanging, and banging, and then the swamp things started. Thankfully, it was not as bad as I thought that it would be, but it was still bad, that mini swamp-witching thing was making as much noise as it could, but they did not have a swamp party, though they will probably have that today. I do not know if I had a good nights sleep yet, I was awake early, but dopey daft me thought that I would have a lay in, and went back to sleep. When I woke up I had overslept by almost forty minutes, which in a normal house, would have been fine… but of course, this is not a normal house, a spinning, thundering, goofy ogress lives in this house. When I got down there to the kitchen, I opened the garden doors, and Percy came running in with George right behind. I gave them a good feed, and when they had finished, I let them out, washed up, and went into the downstairs bathroom to wash my hands. That is when I heard the ogress bellowing at my poor Mum, as she wanted me out of the way so that she could come thundering down the hallway. I went into one of the rooms to see if my poor Mum was okay, and there was the ogress sitting on the edge of a settee with her teeth sticking out, her two top arms folded, and a face on her like a slapped arshe. I took my poor Mum down to the kitchen, came back up here for Molly, and went back down to the kitchen to make some coffee… I was not going to get out of the ogresses snorting way this time, I am sick and tired of doing so every morning. I had to be quick though, I did not want to be flattened in the hallway, and if the ogress does not get her own snorting way, she might have barged my poor Mum out of the way too. I was in such a rush that I forgot to take my medication, I was allowed to go down the stairs to get it, but I will not be allowed down there again until around midday. I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you tomorrow little girl, as I have to go into town, but I will be back on here the day after tomorrow. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX