Good morning beautiful Topsy. Those moronic swamp things were at it again the afternoon before yesterday little girl, they were splashing and sploshing around with water out there in the smelly old swamping swamp. It must have been a special kind of mutated water, because if they are out there in the smelly old swamp when it starts raining, they run back into their smelly old shack screaming and hollering because it burns them. It must have been time for their yearly bath or something, as the screaming, screeching, squawking, and wailing went on for hours while water was being squirted everywhere. I cannot remember when it stopped, but I did not have a very good night, and was awake very early yesterday morning… far too early to feed Percy and George. When I did go into the kitchen to feed them, there waiting for me was a load of bottles, tins, cardboard, paper, and other stuff to go out there to the bins. It was already hot when I left here to go into town, I was hoping that I might be able to have my odd head shaved, but there was nothing open… I have not had such long hair for a very, very long time, and I am getting so fed up with it. I had to go to the odd freezery place first, and then I went into the big shoppy place where I had to buy another big lump of meat, thankfully, I did not have to buy any blasted sausages. I did have to buy some bulky stuff though, and I was supposed to buy some more cat food, but of course, dopey daft me forgot, even though I was right near it when I got Molly and Tiddles some biscuits. It was just as well really, as I had to buy my dopey daft self four bottles of Vimto, and I had to put them in my backpack. Carrying everything else back here was very awkward, and it was hotter than ever as I staggered back here. When I did get back, I put everything away, and my poor Mum said that she had forgotten to buy the blasted sausages, so the ogress will have to get them when she goes trundling off out later… she will not be very happy with that. I do not know if it was because of that rotten odd stinking sun, but I had a terrible headache yesterday afternoon, it did not start to go away until last night, but it came back this morning, though it is not as bad. There are a lot of nasty old scary lorries trundling up and down the lane this morning, and the noise is really doing my head in… but I am expecting even more rotten stinking noise from those buck-toothed lunatics tomorrow or the day after. They have had a rotten odd stinking swamp party at the weekend that lasts for more than twelve hours for the past three or four weeks, I do not know how they are able to get away with it, a herd of odd coppers only turned up once to tell them to stop. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX