Good morning beautiful Topsy. Those moronic, buck-toothed, lantern-jawed, fat-tongued, green-toothed, toothless odd swamp things started with their screeching, screaming, squawking, and cackling just after midday yesterday, and did not stop until it had gone well past midnight. At least the evil old trolloping swamp-witch did not sing along to anything this time, it is bad enough with the rest of them squawking away, but she sound like a gorilla that has been castrated with a couple of bricks. I suppose that I could say that she looks like a gorilla as well, but I would not want to insult a gorilla, as they have more manners, and smell a lot better. There was a herd of swamp things there shouting and bellowing, a herd of mini swamp-witching things screaming, screeching, and squawking, and a herd of some other species making noises that words have not been invented for yet… it was terrible little girl, I could call it a swamp things tea-party. I was hoping that someone would call the coppers, as they did last month, but none turned up, just as they did not last week either. Thankfully, yesterday was not as hot as it had been last week, so it really did not matter that I had to close the big window, and I had to close that before the swamp things started, as someone from over the back there was making so much noise hammering, banging, and sawing. If I had shut the big window when those morons started, there would have been a big cheer. I do not know yet if I had a good nights sleep, but when I woke up this morning, I did not want to get out of bed… but I did, as I had to feed Percy and George. I gave them a good feed, and when they finished, I washed up, and got back up here before I got in the ogresses snorting way. Of course, I was in her way when I went back down to make some tea, I just had enough time to get some biscuits from the fridge, before I had to get back up here. The ogress has to go out and get some bread and blasted sausages today, so she will be waiting for me to go down there to the kitchen just before midday, and then want to leave… so I shall be in her snorting, chomping way yet again, even before I get down there. The swamp things have just let their dog out to bark and jump at the big old fence, I do hope that they do not start today, as I would like to have the big window open. The moronic lunatics will probably do so, so it will be yet another awful day. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX