William 24th May 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. I did not know that the ogress had gone slithering out early yesterday morning, and I was going to go down there to the kitchen a bit earlier than I normally do so I could get another mug of coffee. For some reason, I changed my mind, which was good, as the ogress came crashing through the big scary old door, just as I would have been going past with Molly. By the time that I did get downstairs, she had gone trundling back out again. I thought that I could hear something over there at the smelly old swamping swamp, but the nasty old scary wind was blowing around a lot, so I thought that it might have been that. It was not though, when I got back up here with Molly, I could hear the usual snorting and tongue slapping, and then I heard that trolloping old swamp-witches cackling. Their inbred snorting's and screeching's got so bad that I had to close the big window, but it was not as hot as it had been thankfully. I thought that we were in for another day of it, but the toothless, fat tongued morons stopped after a few hours, but I did not open the big window again until I got onto the bed last night to read. I had a good nights sleep, and only woke up a couple of times during the night, and when I woke up this morning, I had overslept by just over half an hour. I got dressed and staggered down to the kitchen to feed Percy and George, and Percy came running in as soon as I opened the garden doors. George came skidding around the corner not long after, and I gave them both a good feed… they finished quickly, and when I had let them out, I washed up, and got back up here out of the way. I had to get out of the way again when I went back down to make some coffee, and I shall probably have to do the same again when I go back downstairs just before midday. At least I am not going into town tomorrow little girl, so I will be able to come on here to Charlie and you. I have a terrible feeling that those buck-toothed, fat-tongued, lantern-jawed, in-bred, toothless moronic swamp things are going to start up with their usual nuttiness later on, and carry on until way past midnight. I do hope that I am wrong, it looks like it is going to rain, but I doubt that it will. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX