Good morning beautiful Topsy. When I went down to the kitchen just before midday yesterday, the ogress was waiting for me to get out of her way so that she could go trundling off out, so I could not do what I wanted to do little girl… it was a wonder that I was allowed to make some more coffee. For some strange reason, those mutated, moronic, inbred, cackling, snorting, wailing, whining, three-armed, three-eyed, lantern-jawed, buck-toothed swamp things were quiet again yesterday. Their dog was let out a few times to jump at the big old fence and bark, but that was nothing compared to what we have had to put up with over the past three months. There was some butch laughter last evening, and I thought that it was them starting, but it was some odd wrestling human womany thing out there in the lane with a herd of other odd big cakeholed humany things. The noise soon went, and there was another peaceful evening and night again. I had so many things that I forgot to mention to Charlie and you yesterday little girl, and I still forgot to mention another thing about the evening before yesterday… the same stupid odd human that lets off rotten odd scary fireworks at exactly four hours before midnight. It has been going on for weeks now, and whoever it is, must have more money than sense, it is so stupid to do it every week at the same time, especially with how hot it was the evening before yesterday. It is not as hot as it has been, last night was a lot better, and it looked like there was going to be some nice refreshing rain this morning… it was so dark that I could hardly see to tap away, but of course, nothing happened. It probably rained down the end of the lane there, but nothing happened here. We were supposed to have a good old thundering thunderstorm the day before yesterday and the day before that, but all I smelt was a little bit of rain when I went out there into the garden early the day before yesterday. I would be quite happy if it was cold and it rained right up until two months before Christmas, and then it could get colder, and start snowing, but that would never happen… I do not think that it snowed at all last Christmas. It might have, but I cannot remember, I was more concerned about my poor Mum being in hospital. The ogress does not seem to care about that, she slammed one of the doors as hard as she could the other day, it made me jump, and so it must have made my poor Mum jump downstairs even more. I am not going into town the day after tomorrow little girl, I am fed up going there to get loads of blasted sausages for the ogress to wallop down… thirty two have been bought this week, and there will be none left after tomorrow morning, so she can get them. There is a dog from over the back there that is left to bark for hours on end, yesterday it must have been barking for six hours, and it has just started again. I do not normally hear it, but I have had the big window open for the last couple of days. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX