William 26th September 2019

Good morning brave Topsy. I got a shock when I got down to the kitchen just before midday yesterday little girl… the ogress had gone trundling off to work, but I told my poor Mum that she would be back in a couple of hours, and I was wrong. She came crashing through the big scary old door ten minutes before I said that she would, but she was so quiet and slithery, I did not know that she had come crashing through the big scary old door until I went down to the kitchen to chop some salad for my egg rolls. She was very quiet for the rest of the day, I did not hear her big cakehole going off, and I did not hear any doors being slammed as hard as possible… it was as if she was not here, and as long as she stays like that, it will be fine. My poor Mum does not need it, my little sister and dopey daft me are making a lot of fuss of our poor Mum, and just as the old ogre got, the ogress has gotten jealous as well. He would complain that no one ever made a fuss of him, and why should we have, he made our life hell as much as he possibly could. I ordered some food for the cats two days ago, and the cross-eyed idiots who deliver it told me that it would be here yesterday. Of course, it did not arrive, and when I looked this morning, it still had not been sent out… I am getting so fed up with them, last week I ordered stuff worth over £70, they told me that it had been delivered, and it had gone to the wrong address. If I could carry the stuff home from town, I would, but I cannot carry 120 packets of cat food home from the big shoppy place. I had to give Percy, Jenny, and George six packets of Molly's turkey food this morning, and they ate it much quicker than they usually do. I usually give them all of the duck, as that is much to greasy for poor Molly, though I know that you liked that special duck and rice that my poor Mum bought for you. Of course, they stopped making it, and you had to have chicken and rice, Charlie liked that as well, but at £12 for twelve packets, my poor Mum could only afford six boxes of it a month for you. It was supposed to be raining today, it came over all dark, but that is all it has done, there has been no rain. It seems to be getting hotter and hotter, it should not be as hot as this at this time of year, it is almost October. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX