William 23rd August 2019

Good morning Top Tops. All I seemed to do was get in the ogresses way yesterday little girl, and if that was not enough, the swamp things and the mini swamp-witching thing started with their weird grunting's, snorting's, cacklings, giggling's, screaming's, shouting's, screeching's, and squawking's. I am sure that I heard some terrible tinny music as well, but it was so noisy out there than, I do not know what I really heard… except them of course. While the ogress was in her room, I had to go out there into the garden for something, and Percy and Jenny wanted to be fed again, but I did not have the time. I was only allowed downstairs for a few minutes before the ogress came clomping down the stairs to see what I was doing, and I just about got back up here in time, I will feed them again in the morning. I had a good sleep last night, and I overslept by just over an hour this morning, when I got down to the kitchen, there were no cats out there in the garden. I did not want to hang around downstairs, in case I was flattened by an out of control ogress, so I got back up here to Molly quickly. The ogress is going somewhere this morning, well she was supposed to be, she still has not gone trundling off, but of course, I had to get out of her way when I went back down to make some tea. Then she is off out again this afternoon to see the doctor… she has been down there more times this month than my poor Mum and dopey daft me did in a year. Still, what do you expect from the ogress… she would be just like the old ogre if she had the dangly bits. It looks like we are going to have to put up with a horrible got weekend little girl, I was hoping that there would be nice things like lots of rain, and thundering old thunderstorms… but ohhhh no, we have to have rotten odd heat. Last week the lying odd weathering people said that this weekend would be wet and windy, but now they say it is going to be hot, and it is already hot. I will try to get back on here this evening little girl, but seeing as I am having trouble getting on here on a morning to Charlie and you, I doubt I will be able to. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX