William 22nd August 2019

Good morning brave Top Tops. The ogress had to go trundling off to the hospital again yesterday, and she left here just after an hour before midday, so dopey daft me let down my guard, and went downstairs with Molly just before midday. At the back of my mind, I was expecting her to come crashing through the big scary old door just as I walked past with Molly, but nothing happened, so I let my guard down a bit more… I was even surprised that I was able to make my poor Mum a cup of tea. I let my guard down even more, and left Molly in the kitchen with my poor Mum while I went into the downstairs bathroom to wash my hands… and that is when the ogress came crashing through the big scary old door. If I had left the big scary old kitchen door open, I do not know what would have happened, Molly is as scared of the big scary old door as Charlie and you are. Charlie would leap across where the big scary old door is, but I cannot remember what you do. The ogress had managed to get to the hospital on a nasty old scary bus, that is always just trundling past when I go with my poor Mum, get herself seen to, and then catch another nasty old scary bus back in less than an hour… and she is supposed to have a bad leg too. I got hold of Molly, and got back up here out of her way, and did not go back downstairs until I had to, and then I was in her way again. She had plenty of time to go to work, but ohhhhhh no, not the ogress. Still, she has to go in on Monday, so we might just have a bit of peace, that is if those lunatics at the smelly old swampy swamp do not start… it is another bank holiday. We used to dread them when the old ogre was here, but in the past two years, we had become to enjoy them, until those lunatics started with their stupid cackling, snorting, giggling, and other stupid things. God know what it is going to be like on bonfire night and Christmas. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX