William 18th August 2019

Good morning brave Top Tops. After the ogresses big cakehole was going off in the hallway yesterday, she went trundling off out, and came crashing through the big scary old door when I should have been going past with Molly. When I eventually got down there to the kitchen, there was another bagful of ogressey bottles waiting for me to take them out to the bins, so I had to take them out… she could have left them for me to take out when I fed the cats in the morning, but that would have been too easy. When I had finished putting all those bottles in the bins, I wanted to wait and see if that greedy odd pigeon would come along, but my poor Mum told me that the ogress was waiting for me to get out of her way so that she could go trundling off out again… I waited as long as I could, but then had to get back up here out of her way, then I heard her great big cakehole going off in the hallway again, and she did not go out for almost an hour. When I went back down to the kitchen to cut some salad for my egg rolls, there was a big pile of cardboard to go out there to the bins, so that had to go out as well. I am expecting another pile of bottles, tins, or cardboard to be there when I go down to the kitchen just before midday… that is if I have enough time to go down the stairs without getting in the ogresses snorting way. I have to go into town early tomorrow little girl, and I have to go out even earlier that day after. I will try to get on here to Charlie and you, but seeing as I am having so much trouble on a morning, I do not know if I will be able to get on here. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX