William 17th August 2019

Good morning brave Top Tops. I am late on here to Charlie and you this morning, as that rotten stinking connectingy thingy is making me angry again, and that barking dog way over the back there has just started barking. Add that to the ogresses great big cakehole going off down there in the hallway, and me having to chase that greedy, fat, long-necked, beady-eyed, persistent, bobbly-headed, selfish odd pig-eon away at least six times this morning, it is a wonder that I have not blown my top already. It is also getting hotter and hotter, my hands are already wringing, and I do hope that we have a thundering old thunderstorm soon. It was raining so hard yesterday that poor Percy was let in, and dopey daft me let him back out when I went down to the kitchen to chase that blasted pig-eon away from the big bucket of nuts. Thankfully, Percy had been in for about three hours, and he had had a good feed, but I felt so guilty… dopey daft me was wondering how he had got into the kitchen. I was very tired when I got onto the bed late last night, and although I woke up a couple of times during the night, I had a good sleep, and overslept this morning by just over half an hour. When I got down there to the kitchen, I looked out there into the garden, and saw Jenny curled up asleep at Jack's little waiting place, and when I opened the garden doors, she came running in… I was sure that she was still asleep. George McFly then came crash, bang, walloping out of nowhere, and then Percy arrived. George wasted a lot of food the other day, so I gave her just one packet with a load of biscuits today, Percy and Jenny had four packets of food on the big plate with a load of biscuits, and of course, George wanted to eat that as well as her own. When she had finished her own food, I had terrible trouble trying to get her to go back out… and when Percy and Jenny had finished, George came barging back in when I let them out, and I had even more trouble trying to get her to go out. When I had got her out, I washed up, and got back up here before the ogress came barging down the hallway and flattened me. It was not long before I had to go back down to the kitchen to chase that greedy fat pig-eon away, and it kept coming back, even though I went out there and squirted it in its greedy fat face, it still came back. I got so angry with it, I just about missed it when I threw a small spud at it… and it still came back for more. I think that it is going to be one of those days where I have to chase the greedy odd thing away at least 40,000 times… there are enough berried on the trees to keep a small town happy, but it has to come for the nuts. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX