Good morning Top Tops. Yesterday was absolutely terrible little girl, over twelve hours of that highly maladjusted, moronic, mutated mini swamp-witching thing screaming, shouting, screeching, squawking, wailing, and hollering, and the completely crazy swamp things snorting, giggling, cackling, and singing. If that was not enough, in the late afternoon or early evening the terrible tinny bongo music started. I had to put those waxy earoley thingies in my ears about two hours before midnight, so I do not know when they stopped. I was awake early this morning, but I was so tired that I just shut my eyes for a few more minutes, and the next thing I knew, I had overslept by ten minutes. When I got down to the kitchen, there was yet more bottles, newspapers, cardboard, and tins to go out there to the bins, and when I opened the garden doors, Percy, Jenny, and George came out of nowhere. I did not want to let them into the kitchen before I was in there, as George is always scratching, and we do not want her fleas jumping and crashing around, not in this weather. She still managed to get into the kitchen though, and made me swear, but I was angry at that big old dog from over the back there being let out to bark at me. I fed the cats when I had taken everything to the bins, and my poor Mum came into the kitchen, as this horrible odd heat had kept her awake. I let the cats out, made some coffee, and I had a bowl of those nutty cornflaking things… it was still very early, but I still had to get out of the ogresses way. I thought that it would have been quiet this morning, as no normal human mini thing would start shouting and screaming after what they had done yesterday, but that inbred alien thing from over there at the smelly old swampy swamp started as I was tapping away to Charlie. I have never heard anything with such a big stinking cakehole as that mutated thing has, I do not know if I will be able to stay calm today if it is anything like it was yesterday… if I had a gun, I would gleefully use it, that is how bad it is. I cannot think of anything else to say little girl, I will try to come on here this evening, but if I cannot, I might be here in the morning… if I am not, I have been arrested. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX