William 26th May 2019

Good morning Top Tops. It was a horrible day yesterday little girl, that mad mini swamp-witching thing was screaming, shouting, screeching, squawking, and wailing as loudly as its odd inbred lungs would allow it to, and its even madder family were making as much noise as they possibly could as well. That went on until well gone midnight, and just over four hours later, they were playing their loony bongo music as loud as they possibly could. I had an uncomfortable night, Molly woke me this morning by washing and nibbling my elbow, and I had overslept by about twenty minutes. I shut the big window as soon as I drew the curtains, I did not want to give those lunatics the satisfaction of closing it when they started, and my poor Mum was already sitting in the kitchen when I got down there. I made us some coffee, and got back up here out of the ogresses way. There has not been any noise out there at all yet, so I am going to try to feed those poor cats later, I could not do it yesterday because of them, but I will have to today, they have not eaten for three days. I went downstairs to see if my poor Mum was okay, and as I went into the downstairs bathroom to wash my hot hands, I heard that mad mini swampy-witchy thing jabbering away over thereā€¦ that is how loud her great big cakehole is. Then some lunatic started hitting the big fence as loudly as they could with a hammer, I soon got back up here. I am going to have to turn the telly on little girl, I had to do that yesterday, and watch some recordingsā€¦ I had to turn the sound right up to 100, but that was when I had the window open, it is closed today, but I can still hear their big cakehole's. We do love you Top Tops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX