William 23rd May 2019

Good morning Top Tops. I am on here again when I should be vacuuming up in here little girl, but it is all down to those lunatics over there at the evil old swamp-witches deranged place who started partying late yesterday afternoon, and did not stop until early this morning. I could not even open the big window when I drew the curtains because the noise was so bad, I had to have the new not so scary old fan turned on full, and I was still hot. When I finally fell asleep, they got even louder, and woke me up… I have no idea when I got back to sleep, but I was awake early again. Seeing as I was awake so early, I thought that I would feed the cats, but only Percy and George were out there in the garden, so I fed Percy first. If I had let them in together, George would have sucked everything up, and poor Percy would not have got anything, and she was making so much noise with her howlings and her wailings, that I had to tell her to shut up about four times. When Percy had finished, and I let him out, George came bounding in over the top of him, and I gave her the same amount of food that I had Percy… when she had gobbled that down, I let her out, washed up, and got back up here out of the way. When I went back down to make some coffee, I had another look out there into the garden, Jenny was there, so I let her in for something to eat. I opened two packets of food onto the big saucer, added some biscuits, and put it down for her. After she had finished, I washed up, made some coffee, and got back up here out of the ogresses way, and she was thundering down the hallway before I had even got sat down. I have just tried to get down to see my poor Mum, but she was in the kitchen, and the ogress was stood by the big scary old kitchen door with her arms folded looking like an Arabian bodyguard. I have to go into town tomorrow again little girl, but I will come on here to Charlie and you before I leave. I will try to get on here this evening, but if I cannot, I will be back in the morning. We do love you toppy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX