Good morning Top Tops. I am sorry about yesterday little girl, I came on here early yesterday because someone was coming to see us, and they were supposed to be arriving ten minutes before I usually come on here to Charlie. They arrived early though, so I did not have the time to tap anything to you, and when they had gone, dopey daft me forgot all about it… they were here for so long that we thought that they were never going to leave, I even forgot to feed the poor cats. Dopey daft me was in a daze for the rest of the day, as they had a loud voice, and I could hardly ask them to be quiet. The ogress went trundling into the downstairs bathroom when they arrived, and my poor Mum needed to get in there when they eventually went, but the ogress made her wait because she was washing her hooves. All the time that she had in there, she decided to do that when my poor Mum needed to go in there… I wanted to say something, but it would have only caused a door-slamming row. Those lunatics over there at the evil old swamp-witches smelly old swampy swamp decided to wait until half nine to play dopey odd football last evening, it was pitch black out there, but I suppose that does not bother them with their see in the dark eyes… all three of them. I do not know what time they finished, I got into bed late, and had some of those waxy earoley thingies hammered into my lugholes. I woke up very early again this morning, but managed to go back to sleep again, and then overslept half an hour. It was still early though, and when I staggered down the stairs, my poor Mum was already up, I forgot to look for the cats out there in the garden, and I only had time to make some coffee before I had to get out of the ogresses way. Why she was up that early I do not know, I did not even have time to get a bowl of those nutty cornflaky thingies. I am going to try to vacuum up in here tomorrow little girl, so I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you. If those three-armed, bow-legged idiots from over there at the swampy old swamp keep me awake again, I will be on here. I will try to get on here this evening, if not; I will be back on here to Charlie and you the day after tomorrow. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX