William 4th May 2019

Good morning Toppy. I was so tired last night, that I fell asleep while reading the news while I was laying on the bed... I woke up, got into bed, fell asleep as soon as my heed hit the pillows, and overslept by an hour this morning. I felt so guilty, but I felt so much better as well, that was the best sleep that I have had for a long time, and I hope that I have the same thing tonight, I do not think that I woke up during the night. I could not feed the cats yesterday, but I am going to feed them today, well that is if the ogress is not waiting for me to get out of her way because she wants to go out. I bought a big box of food for the cats while I was two towns away the other day, and it is nothing like the food that I buy them at the big shoppy place in town... that food is better, there is more of it, and it is cheaper, hopefully I will remember that in future. I cannot have the windows open because of that mini swamp-witching thing and its great big screaming, squawking, rubbery cakehole... even if it was not staying at that evil old swamp-witches odd place, I would have to keep the windows shut, as nasty old bow-legged wasps are queuing up to come buzzing in here with their big pointy poisonous arshes. That mini swamp-witching. That horrible mini swamp-witching thing opened its great big cakehole and screamed so much the other day, I almost jumped on top of the cupboards in the kitchen with fright... and that was right over here, God knows what it would be like standing right beside the horrible little thing. It let out a big scream about half ten last night, and it was heard right over here, so it must be doing it on purpose, the horrible spoilt little thing. Its screams make me so angry, that is why that evil old swamp-witch is telling it to scream, the evil old trollop thinks that I will shout out, and then it can whizz around on its odd broomstick, cackling away as it does. I would shout out if the windows were open, and the more that I ignore the wide-arshed old tripehound, the madder she will be... if that can happen that is. I will try to get on here this evening little girl, but if I cannot, I will be back in the morning. We do love you Toppy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX