William 23rd April 2023

Good morning beautiful Topsy. I feel a bit better today little girl, I must do, as I had a few biscuits with my coffee this morning, and I have not done that for a week. That blasted thing still had a few surprises for me yesterday, as I was going to go down there, just before midday, it came crashing through the big scary old door backwards. It is a horrifying thing for anyone to see, but with me having an upset stomach, it would have not been very nice as I went past… that evil old ogre has taught it well. I had to wait until it was way gone half past midday before it went trundling off out, and I could go down there, but it did not stay quiet for long. That lunatic from the stinking old swamp decided to come out into the stinking swamp, and start bouncing away on that stinking trampoline that has been shoved right up against the big old fence. It was squawking, screaming, screeching, gibbering, and squealing away like a proper large-tongued maniac… I was lucky to be able to feed George and Thomas. Of course, more had to come, then the whole herd of them decided to join in not long afterwards, the noise went on until it had gone three hours to midnight. I was so wound up, I did not think that I would sleep properly last night, I still do not, though I got out of bed at the same time this morning as I did yesterday. George started crying as soon as I opened the big window, though as soon as I hear that half-human lunatic today, I am closing it again, and I got down there to the kitchen quickly. I had to be quick to get out of that blasted things way, I gave George and Thomas two packets of food each, made myself a mug of coffee, then got back up here before I got in anythings way again. I expected to be bellowed at when I went back down there for my tablets, but thankfully, it must have still been grunting away in bed, though it was waiting for my little sister to get up so she could cook its huge fried breakfasts. She did not even have the time to make herself a cup of tea, I would tell it to get stuffed. I think that it is going to rain soon little girl, I was hoping for a good thunderstorm that would last all day, but the rain will be good enough, as that lunatic is terrified of water… I wonder if its face melts when it is sprayed with water. I am going to try to go and see my poor Mum tomorrow little girl, I have not seen her for a week, and I have no idea where the past week has gone… all I do know is that I have only eaten biscuits for the past six days. I almost forgot little girl, something is not feeling very well either, but unlike my little sister and me who are hardly eating, it is still somehow managing to shovel down as much food, if mot more, than it usually does. That evil old ogre used to have the same kind of symptoms, which is really strange… it is probably after attention. I will try to get on here to you tomorrow little girl, it will probably not be until the middle of the afternoon though, it depends on how I am feeling. I love you so much Topsy, I do love you little girl, and I do miss you, I miss you so much too you beautiful, brave little girl. XxX