6th September 2022

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday was strange little girl, as it stayed quiet all morning, afternoon, evening, and night, not a scream, bark, grunt, hoot, growl, or howl was heard from over there at the stinky old swamp. Not even odd teapot faces long-necked idiot bloke was out there laughing like a horse, and there was no screaming little coo from over the back there either… it was a truly wonderful day. Of course, I just happened to be in the way whenever I went downstairs. I even managed to get in the way when something had gone gobbling off to work, for more shovelling’s and gabbling’s, and I did not expect that to happen. That was at midday, after I had to put poor Percy out, he did not want to go out, but he was not wanted, as my sister was waiting for me to get out the way. About an hour after I had got up here out the way, it got very hot, and when I went down there in the late afternoon, I found out why… the big old oven roaring away with more large gobbling’s. That meant I had to get out the way quickly, as large hairy things were waiting to be fed, all I managed to get was some round cheesy things and some coffee cake. When I went down there to get out the way with Molly last night, I had to be quick again, as that same large hairy thing was waiting to come thundering down the hallway like a big boulder rolling after an archaeologist, only heavier. I had a better night than the one before, I slept more than I did yesterday morning, but was still awake early. There was a thundering old thunderstorm during the night, the same as there had been the one before, but when I opened the garden doors, poor Percy was almost dry. I had to call for George, and when she came whirring in, I gave them their food, then when she had finished, she wanted to go,straight back out… she did not even wait for her ham. I gave poor Percy his usual, then got back up here before I managed to get in the way of something without a conscience. I forgot to go back down there to see Percy, but when I got down there to make the coffee, he had nearly cleared his plate. Something was stuck there waiting for me to get out of its selfish way when I took my poor Mum her coffee, but I managed to go and give Percy another packet of food, and get myself some biscuits before I had to get up here. When I opened the door, Molly went galloping past like a rampant donkey, and I had to go back down there to get her… I did not hear any angry trumpeting’s, but I still got back up here as quickly as I could. It has stayed quiet so far this morning, but I am still not going to let my guard down, I have learnt not to do that because of certain evil old ogres and other things. I love you Topsy, and I miss you too little girl. XxX