2nd September 2022

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Even though I went to leave here as early as I could yesterday morning, that great lump was still stuck there like a bloated walrus, waiting for me to get out of its stinking way. I did not like the walk into town, I do not know why, and I have only just remembered, but it was not nice at all. I could only get a few things on the list, there were no pies, except blasted chicken tikka, and my poor Mum despises them, and there were no carrot cake or lemon slices either. When I went to get Molly’s biscuits, the shelves were still bare, and there was a load more stuff that I could not get. I ended up getting myself some babybel cheeses, and some coffee and walnut cake, and I do not know if they will be seen, grabbed, and gobbled down. I was back here very early, I had expected to get back and have to leave straight away with Tiddles, but I had ages, and I was also in somethings barging way, so back up here I had to get… at least poor Percy was still on Charlie’s chair. When it was time to leave for the vet, I went down for Tiddles, but that lazy coo had not put her in her carrier, and I got to the vets late. I was ages there, and when I did get back, I had to get out of that grinning b@$*%#?€ way again… the blasted thing really wound me up yesterday. When I got up here, I heard the great big cakehole of one of those bowlegged old trolloping swamp-things from the stinking old swamp, and it was bellowing and snarling at one of those squawky things. I managed to decipher from swamp-thing to human, and it was going on about the squawky thing having a ‘birday pardy,’ which will most probably be today or tomorrow, and be one of those fourteen-hour ones that starts at two hours before midday. I cannot remember when it went quiet, but when I went down there in the late afternoon, I had to get back up here again because something was waiting to be fed. I was only down there for a few minutes. When I went back down there with Molly to get something to eat, it was waiting to come thundering down the hallway, so I just had enough time to see to Molly, make a drink, then back up here I had to get without any food. The light was being yanked on in the bathroom before I had even got sat down here. When I went back down there to get out of the way with Molly last night, the gobbling coo was waiting to go thundering down the hallway again, so I just got out the way. I had another awful night, was awake early, and went down there to feed poor Percy and George. Percy came in as soon as I opened the garden doors, but George took ages to arrive. I gave them their food, and when George had finished, I turned the tap on to wash the plates… that made her want to go out, and I forgot to give her any ham. I gave poor Percy his usual though, then got back up here before I caused any problems. When I went back down to make the coffee, Percy had almost cleared his plate, so I got another packet of food out for him. I took my poor Mum her coffee, and there was that snorting odd warthog, waiting for me to get out of its way, so I went back down there to give poor Percy his food, made a fuss of him, then got back up here out of the way again. I am dreading today and this weekend little girl, it is bad enough with that gobbling thing making my life as miserable as that evil old ogre ever did, but what with those swamp things, I do not know what I am going to do. I love you Topsy, I do love you little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX