24th August 2022

Good morning beautiful Topsy. That electrickery bloke did not turn up yesterday little girl, and because something had been waiting in anxiously to see him, I had to get out of its way as soon as I went down there to the kitchen late yesterday afternoon. That large-tusked coo had all afternoon to go trundling out, as I had gone down there half an hour earlier than usual, let poor Percy out, made my poor Mum her tea, and had got back up here out of its barging, snorting way. It then waited nearly an hour before going trundling off out, which of course, included a stop-off at the chip shop again, but I had to be quick when I went back down there for something to eat though. I had just enough time to see to Molly, get myself some carrot cake, three babybely things, and a drink, then back up here I had to get because something was waiting to come thundering down the hallway. At least yesterday was quiet, there was no screaming’s from that deranged lunatic. I was so tired last night, and wanted to get in bed as soon as I had got out of the way with Molly. As usual, something was twitching away, waiting for me to get out of its way so it could go thundering down the hallway again when I went in one of the rooms to see my poor Mum. Dopey me was so tired when I got up here, I forgot that I wanted to get in bed, and my daft heed hit the pillows much later than it usually does… and of course, I had yet another awful night. I was awake an hour earlier than I used to get up, and when I got down there to the kitchen, poor Percy ran in as soon as I opened the garden door. George came galloping after, and I gave them their food… George had a bit more, as I gave her the food that Percy left yesterday. When George had finished, I let her out with a big lump of ham, got poor Percy his usual ready, and as I opened the garden doors to throw the empty ham boxy thing away, George came barging in again. I had to give her more ham to go out, or Percy would not have got his usual… she went flying out there after the ham, then I gave poor Percy his usual, and got up here before I was mown down by something large, hairy, and very heavy. I went back down there to see if Percy was okay, and when I went back down there to make the coffee, he still had food on his plate. He soon ate it though, and when I took my poor Mum her coffee, something was stuck there waiting for me to get out of its way. I went back down there to the kitchen to give Percy a packet of Molly’s posh ducky stuff, made a fuss of him, and then I got back up here out of the way before I was flattened by something very large, very hairy, and very heavy. Molly started as soon as I got,in here, so I made a fuss of her, then she saw a big, fat, greedy odd pig-eon land in the big tree by the big window. I do not know where she has gone now, but it will not be long before she is back out here. It is rubbishy cardboard day tomorrow little girl, but I do not know if I will be going in to town or not… if they get here early, I will be, but if they are late, I will have to go the day after. I expect that they will be early though, as those lying odd weathery people have said that it will be raining from just before I leave to go into town, until just after I get back. All the times they have said that it will rain, it has not, but I bet everything that I have in my wallet, that I will get soaked, and I am looking forward to it. I love you so much Topsy, I do love you little girl, and I do miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX