Good morning beautiful Topsy. That screwy-eyed maniac started just after I was on here to you yesterday little girl, and it let out a such a scream, that only a normal human would let out if they were being chased around the garden by someone with two very large chainsaws welded together. It had started at three hours before midday, and was kicking a blasted footba against the big old fence, but I did not hear it, or forgot… probably both. The dribbling lunatic had a pot-bellied, knock-kneed, toothless, bow-legged, bucktoothed old trollop with it, and the huge-reared, sabre-toothed odd slappering old tart was egging the gormless idiot on. It went on for so long, I forgot how long, but it was at it when I went down there late yesterday afternoon… and then had to get out of somethings gobbling way. It was still at it when I went down there for something to eat last evening, and it was a good job I did not want noodles. Something was waiting to go thundering down the hallway, and I just about got up here in time with six bakewell slices, and three babybell cheesy things for my dinner… I wonder what something else would do if they had that for a feed once a day. That is when the screaming lunatic came to the fence and started again, with screams that have only ever been heard before in horror films. It was still squawking away out there in the dark when I went down there to get out of the way with Molly last night. It was late when I finally got in bed, I had yet another awful night, and was awake forty minutes before I used to get up, so I got up. For a change, poor Percy ran in first when I opened the garden doors, with George right behind… I gave them their food, let George out with ham, gave poor Percy his usual, then got out the way before I was flattened. I gave poor Percy another packet of food after I had taken my poor Mum her coffee, where something was waiting as usual, I know that today is going to be another big fat tongue shrieking day little girl, and I have to be quick this morning, as some bloke is coming round to look at the electrickery thingies. He will probably run off screaming as soon as something yanks the big scary old door open. I love you Topsy, and I miss you too little girl. XxX