Good morning beautiful Topsy. I had to have a tidy-up in here yesterday little girl, though I could not put anything out on the landing. Something would have wanted to come clumping up and down the stairs, just as that evil old ogre used to do whenever I wanted to do anything in my old cramped room… the one where you got in, jumped on the telly, into the window, and knocked the telly off the stand. I have been cutting boxes up for ages, and almost filled the bin last time, and have done again. I had forgotten how many boxes there were, and there are still a load more to do. By the time that I went down there to the kitchen late yesterday afternoon, it had got very dark, but it still had not rained. I had to get straight back up here though, as something was waiting for me to get out of its gobbling way, so it could go round to the chip shop again. Why it cannot go round there before I go downstairs I do not know, I have changed the times I go down, but it is just the same as it was with that evil old ogre. Dopey me, I had carrot cake last evening, and that coo was waiting to come thundering down the hallway then as well. Just after I had got back up here out of its way, the squawking’s of a lesser-spotted retarded lunatic rang out, right by the big old fence, and the flea infested moron carried on with its looniness for well over three hours. It was still screaming away when it was pitch-black out there, if only I had a blowy darty gun thing which fired poisoned arrows, though even sixty of them would do nothing. I had wanted to get in bed early for a change, but with that highly-decorated maniac out there, it was hopeless… I had an awful night anyway, and was awake half an hour before I used to get up. I fed poor Percy and George, let George out with ham, gave poor Percy his usual, then got out the way before I was flattened. I went back down there to see how poor Percy was, and when I went back down to make the coffee, I had to let him out. I did not want to, and he did not want to go, but he had to let him out. He was curled up on Charlie’s chair by the fridge, but seeing as another gobbling day is here already, I had to let him out. They seem to get here quicker each week, it will be time for me to go in to town for more gobbling’s soon. I came up here for Molly, and something was stuck there like a pregnant camel, waiting for me to get out of its way when I took my poor Mum her coffee. I got back up here with Molly just in time to hear what sounded like a very large, scary old lorry going down the hallway. All it needed was one of those big ‘BARP BARRRRPY,’ horns, and it would have been perfect, perhaps it will have those fitted soon. I expect that bronzed lunatic to be out there soon little girl, ruining yet another day around here with its great big screaming cakehole. Just lately, there has been two things that I can count on… no pigging rain, and that lunatic starting. I love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful, brave little girl. XXXXX