Good morning beautiful Topsy. It was peaceful yesterday morning little girl, and had still stayed quiet by the time that I went down there to the kitchen to get out of the way at midday. I let poor Percy out, made my poor Mum her tea, and got back up here hoping that it would be a quiet afternoon as well. To my surprise, it was a quiet afternoon, not a squawking lunatic was heard, and by the time that I went back down there late yesterday afternoon to get out the way, it was still quiet. I expected the highly-qualified lunatic to start just after I had got up here, but it did not, and I let my guard down a bit. When I went back down there to get something to eat, and then get out the way, I got some lemon sliced things, then got back up here. Just as I sat down and opened the box, that crosseyed lunatic opened its great big atomic cakehole, and let a scream out that had never been heard by normal humans before… I could not believe it, I really could not. It went on for three very long hours, and I had to have the sound on the telly turned right up, just to block its heinous screeching’s. When I went down there to the kitchen to get out of the way with Molly last night, the red-eyed lunatic had stopped, but there was a herd of knock-kneed, drunken old trollops grazing out there, and they were giggling and snorting like a pack of hyenas. When I got back up here out of something’s way, I was so tired, I got in bed with those waxy ear things hammered deep in. That is about all I can remember until I woke up very, very early, thinking that it was tomorrow. I thought that I would not get back to sleep, and I nearly got up, then realised it was today, and went back to sleep. I did the same thing an hour later, and went back to sleep, and woke up again an hour after that… it was not long before I used to get up, so I got up, and staggered off to the kitchen. George came in as soon as I opened the garden doors, poor Percy came along as I was out there. I gave them their food, and put some ham out there for George when she had finished, but she did not go oot straight away. When she did, I gave poor Percy his usual, then got up here out of the way. When I took my poor Mum’s coffee in to her, the usual odd thing was stuck there waiting for me to get out of the way, but I gave poor Percy another packet of food, then up here I got, out of something’s way. It is going to be terribly hot tomorrow little girl, so I am going to try and leave here as early as I can to go into town. I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you, but I will be back on here the day after. I love you Topsy, and I miss you too little girl. XxX