Good morning beautiful Topsy. I had a big woolly shock yesterday morning little girl, as that flat-nosed lunatic did not come out to the stinky old swamp. I did have to get out of something’s way as soon as I went down there to the kitchen just before midday though, as they were waiting to wash their large gobbling plates, two hours after big gobbling’s were cooked. I took my time, and when I got back up here, and I was dreading it when that screaming lunatic would start again. Much to my surprise though, it stayed quiet all afternoon, but just as I was about to go down to the kitchen, that stitched-together lunatic came slithering out. It came up to the big old fence, opened its great big, two green-toothed cakehole, and screamed as loudly as its mutated lungs would allow it. Just as I was going downstairs, it let out another great scream, a scream that any normal kid would have to dislocate its tongue to do… I cannot remember how many more the idiot did. It was far too hot for noodles last evening, so I had some carrot cake, and was dreading what things would be like with that deranged lunatic when I got back up here, but to my surprise, it was quiet, and stayed quiet. After I had to get out of somethings way with Molly last night, I sat here for a while, dreading what kind of night it would be. I do not know what it was like, but I got up early this morning, as it was already so hot, and George was crying at the garden doors. I gave poor Percy ad George three packets of food each, they like this Whiskasy stuff much more than they do the stuff that I buy them at the big old shoppy place. I let George out with ham, gave poor Percy some more food, and got back up here out of the way before I was battered by a trundling thing. Poor Percy still had a lot of food on his plate when I went back down there to make the coffee, so at least I would not be in anythings way giving him some more. When I took my poor Mum’s coffee in to her, something was stood there waiting for me to get out of the way. I did not dare look, in case I was turned into stone, or a pillar of salt, but I imagined that its big walrusy teeth were stuck out, and its big old rubbery lips were pursed out as well… at least it cheered me up. It is terribly hot today little girl, poor Molly has gone off to find somewhere cool to be, but all she has to do is lay on the arm of this chair, it is nice and cool. It is going to be even hotter this afternoon little girl, and I am dreading what it will be like over there at the stinky old swamp, as that heavily-tanned lunatic will be screaming like a moose with its dangly bits caught on some barbed-wire. I love you Topsy, and I do miss you little girl. XxX