William 28th May 2022

Good morning beautiful Topsy. I got something all snorty and trumpety yesterday little girl, and all I did was stay down there talking to my poor Mum and sister. Percy messed on that big mat by the garden doors in the kitchen, but he must have asked to go out, as he always does so with me, so it was probably angry with me because I had let him in for something to eat. I had to get out of the way in the late afternoon, as it was waiting to go to the chip shop again. How dopey me can be in the way in that room is beyond me, as the big scary old door is in the other direction, but something is the man of the house, and snorting’s have to be obeyed. I had to make do with noodles last evening, and when I had to get out of the way with Molly last night, I wanted to get into bed. I could not though, as a herd of swamp-things were out there in the stinky old swamp making as much noise as they possibly could. That crosseyed lunatic was screaming and squawking away out there as well, and I have no idea when it all finally stopped, but I was glad to get into bed. Even though I was so tired, I woke up about six times, and was awake early again this morning… I am walking around half-asleep. I fed Percy and George, let George out with ham when she had finished, gave poor Percy his usual, then got back up here out of the way. I had to get out of the way when I went down there to make the coffee, and Percy had left a lot of food on his plate, so I did not have to give him any more food, but I did manage to get a nice cuddle from him. I do not think that I had got sat down in this chair when I heard the thundering sounds of something large and hairy going down the hallway. It had been nice and quiet out there little girl, but some big mouthed squawking has just started up. And now, some highly qualified idiot has decided that everyone around here would love to hear their terrible taste in music… that fox that comes around here sounds better. It looks as if today is going to be another horrible day in what used to be paradise. I love you topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX