Good morning beautiful Topsy. Apart from a drunken old trollop from over there at the stinking old swamp crawling around on its knees, and some muffled squawking’s from a certain deranged lunatic, yesterday was another peaceful day. Dopey daft me thought that by boiling a couple of eggs when I went down there to the kitchen just before midday, I surly would not get in anythings way, especially after a good shovelling… but I was wrong. Something was waiting for me to get out of the way before I had even got down there, as it wanted to wash its trough and gobbling tools, even though it had over an hour to do so before I even went down there. I did not know though, and spent half an hour down there, which must have caused a lot of snorting and wild trumpeting. I stupidly thought that I would be able to get down there to shell the eggs in the early afternoon, but of course, I could not. I was made to wait until the late afternoon, and was expected to get out of the way quickly for more gobbling’s, but I did not, as it took me about an hour to shell the eggs and slice the salad… which I choked on last evening. I was very tired last night, I got into bed earlier than I usually do, and was just drifting off when Molly decided to knock a box down onto Charlie’s water bowl, which made me jump, and shout out. Thankfully, I soon fell asleep again, and when I woke up this morning, it was just a few of minutes past the time when I used to get up at. George was already wowing when I opened the big window, but when I got down there, she just dithered around until I had her food ready. I think that George ate most of poor Percy’s food as well, and she did not hang around for me to give her any ham when I let her out. I gave Percy a plateful of his usual, and got out of the way, but when I went back down there to make the coffee, one of his back legs was bleeding. Something was already waiting for me to get out of the way, so I did the best that I could with some paper towel, then I had to get out of the way. I did manage to get back down there to see him once, but the second time that I tried, something wide and heavy went barging in there as soon as I set foot on the stairs. I love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX