William 13th March 2022

Good morning beautiful Topsy. I thought yesterday was going to be another awful day little girl, but it was not as bad as I thought. That was until I somehow managed to get in somethings way on the landing, in the middle of the afternoon, while I fixed my little sisters window. There was nothing on the telly, so I did not hear anything slithering up the stairs, how something so wide and heavy can manage to slither up the stairs without making any noise is beyond me. Still, that evil old ogre was just the same, when I dared to go down there to the kitchen, he would come slithering down the hallway to try and catch me eating, and then have a go at me. When I had fixed the window, and got back in here, a large cave door was slammed, and something went snorting past the door… that was another thing that I had done wrong. When I went down there to the kitchen last evening, George came crying at the garden doors. I let her in and gave her the ham that Percy had left, and when she had finished that, a packet of beef from a box of food that I had bought for Molly. After she had finished that, George went out, I got myself some noodles, left Molly in the kitchen, and had to get back up here out of the way. After I had got out of the way again last night with Molly, that was it, I could not go back down there until this morning… and I was awake very early again. When I got down there and opened the garden doors, poor Percy and George ran in, and they were soaking… I gave them their food, and George wanted to go back out after she had finished. Poor Percy stayed in for a little longer, but I had to let him out when I went down to make the coffee, as hooves were already being rubbed together in glee, and woolly eyebrows were being licked at the thought of the weekly shovelling down of even more food. There was two huge packs of bacon in the fridge this morning, and they will be gone when I go down there just before midday. There must have been more than thirty slices there, but it does not matter if there had been forty, they would still be gobbled down, with sausages, mushrooms, eggs, and whatever else… then there is the huge lump of pork for dinner. I do not know what to eat this evening little girl, I was lucky not to choke on my noodles last evening. I love you Topsy, and I do miss you little girl. XxX